Amusing Computer Quotes, Part II

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"The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents."
- Nathaniel Borenstein

"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier."
- Bill Gates

"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear."
- John C. Dvorak

"After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy."
- John Pierce

"Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software."
- Unknown